You Can't Make This Stuff Up Department

Surfing the inter webs I happened across this little gem.

An actual customer review on a tube for a three piece fly rod:

" I almost got my one piece 7' fly rod bent in half to get it in the case when it snapped. That bamboo rod was too old I guess. Then I tried with my 7 1/2' casting rod. Same result... After two rods down I read the instructions..."